Comic Strip #57 of 66
The Mushroom Prophets
The mushrooms explain their cosmic purpose, strict lack of prophets, and colorful list of side effects.
Person: So, what's the deal with you mushrooms anyway? Mushrooms: We are but a catalyst for new perspectives and understanding of the universe and ourselves. Person: So, kinda like a religious thing? Mushrooms: Yes, but we are strictly non-prophet. Side effects may include peace, calm, and pretty colors.