A coach starts a marijuana-awareness lesson, confiscates a student's joint, and reveals that he wants it for himself.

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Drug Awareness Class

The coach's drug-awareness curriculum has one very personal rule about who gets to smoke the marijuana.

Coach: Okay, listen up. We are now starting our drug awareness curriculum. This is a marijuana cigarette. You do not want to smoke this. Student: Why not, Coach? Coach: Because, Johnson, this one is mine. Any other questions?