Comic Strip #41 of 66

What Public School Taught Me

A heartfelt father-and-son reunion ends with an unexpected source for the son's polished speech.

Son: Dad, open up! It's me, Kilroy. I have come to live with you, again. Father: Why would you want to do that? Son: Because of your honest and fair parenting skills, and a chance for us to bond as father and son. Father: Wow, where did you learn to bullshit like that? Your mother? Son: Nah, public school.